Bertram's Lair
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"We Don't Rent Pigs"

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     Howdy Pilgram, and welcome to my lair. My name is Bertram and I is a redneck. All my friends, well, um, ok, my friend T.S. Bolton calls me Bocephus when we're on speakin' terms. I wuz born somewhere but I don't know where that place wuz but I is sure as shootin' thar wuz one. ( on account'a I know I was someplace before I wuz where I is now) I is a friendly enough type but a cussed, mean cur if'n I gets riled up. I gets riles purty easy, what with all of them commies, liberals, polititions, that no 'count, lyin' preacherJerry Falwell n' such lik I see on muh TV every nite, but that ain't the half of it. (Don't even get me started on them folks at the DMV, I think they's from Rozwell if'n ya know what I mean.)
     Now thar ain't nothin riles me worse's them dang ol' aliens what taked my pal's Leonard an Bubba's prized pig Bessie, and infested the holler with troglodytic, dat-gum, no a'count, peckerwood, varmit alien trash clones. That can only mean one thing, that it's time fer to open up muh jug of mountain dew, git a lil plastered, grab muh flintlock and open up one righteous, butt stompin', head bangin', alien slaying can of whoop-ass. Yepper, I'm a talkin':

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POSSUM BAYOU & THE EARLY YEARS are "partial versions" of REDNECK RAMPAGE .
If you want the real deal, and the ability to play and make user levels get Redneck Rampage, the one and only
original and Redneck Rampage Rides Again, a sequel that's as good as the original game ! Don't get cheated.

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