George "Gabby" Hayes, the sidekickinest sidekick what ever sat tall in the saddle.

Click here to listen to Gabby braggin' to Roy Rogers about his dawg.

Author of such outrageous sayings as; "Dern Persnickety Women" , "Why you young Whipper Snapper" and "You dern Tooting". Gabby helped such illuminous cowboys as John Wayne and Roy Rogers out of many tough scrapes.

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