Yer Redneck Rampage Wav Sounds

REDNECK RAMPAGE

WAV SOUNDS

Welcome to the most comprehensive selection of Redneck Rampage wav sounds ever compiled and made available for yer downloading pleasure . I've sorted them out by character and done what I could to make finding what you want easy, but this was one big-ass chore and I was a bit limited by my patience.These are from both Redneck Rampage & Redneck Rampage Rides Again with a few from the cusspack fer good measure.
I've added a new collection of wav sounds from the David Lynch movie, "Blue Velvet". As some of you know, the biker in Rides Again was loosely based on Dennis Hopper's character from that movie, at least most of the biker's dialog. heh-he-he The new page is linked at the bottom of this page.

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LEONARD'S WAVS

L-smonkey's.wav "looks like this place is crawlin' etc"
Ln_cant'wav "You can't kill me sucker"
Ln_Hog'sbt.wav "Like lookin up a hawgs butt fer a ham sandwich"
Ln_Sack.wav "Kiss it where it draws up like a 'bakker sack"
Ln_advice.wav "My advice to you is to start drinkin heavy"
Ln_bacon "There you go, now yer makin' bacon"
Ln_bbq.wav "I'll bbq yer ass in molassas"
Ln_bitch.wav "son of a bitch"
Ln_blow.wav "Them boys blowed up real good"
Ln_bnch.wav "I'm hungry enough to eat a baby's butt through etc"
Ln_bullwav "Ya screw with the bull you get the horns"
Ln_bust.wav "reckon that boy bust a gut"
Ln_busy.wav "I'm busier than a one leggen man etc"
Ln_city.wav "city folk"
Ln_close.wav "phew, Bubba's gotta be close now"
Ln_fkyo.wav "Screw you & the hrose you rode in on"
Ln_flyop.wav "I caught that sob with his fly open"
Ln_fried.wav "double battered n' Dixie fried"
Ln_grass.wav "Yo ass is grass & I'm the lawn mower"
Ln_hold.wav "Hold on to yer butt"
Ln_holdyer.wav "Hold yer water, Bubba"
Ln_hotdamn.wav "Hot Damn"
Ln_hushpuppies.wav :hushpuppies"
Ln_jesus.wav "Jesus palomino"
Ln_nosht.wav "we don't eake no ***" etc
Ln_open.wav "I'm gonna have to open a can of whoopass on you now"
Ln_prison.wav "Turn around & lemme see if I recognize you from prison"
Ln_rode.wav "rode hard & put away wet"
Ln_run.wav "run fer yer lives"
Ln_screw.wav "Ya screw with the bull, ya get the horn" (again)
Ln_shit.wav "Holy shit"
Ln_shthd.wav "One shithead at a time"
Ln_slow.wav "slower n' molassas in January"
Ln_sob.wav "son of a bitch"
Ln_sorry.wav "Sorry, I guess I just got caught up"
Ln_stank.wav My head hurts, ny feets stink & I don't love Jesus"
Ln_stink.wav "I'm on you like stink etc"
Ln_tight.wav "tighter than a ducks ass"
Ln_wait.wav "If I sit here any longer I'm gonna have one severe case of asteroids"
Ln_whup.wav "I'm gonna have to open up a can of whoop ass on you now"
Lnfoot.wav "Don't make me break my foot off in yer ass"
Ln_shtcrk.wav "Damn, reckon I'm up shit creek now"
chillthat.wav "Chill that you pile of crap"
damn.wav "Damn, you suck"
swampgas.wav "Swamp gas my ass"
s~fire.wav "s***fire & f*** me running"
wetmove.wav "I farted, it's wet & I don't wanna move"
Umhum.wav Leonard when he gets the sickle
Elvismode "Yer in Elvis Mode"
Chug.wav Leonard chugging & burping
Jugalug7.wav Leonard hitting the jug & laughing
Munch2.wav Leonard munching a cow pie
Wusslaf.wav Leonard laughin at a wuss
Yee-Haw Leonard's fameous "Yee-Haw"

BUBBA'S WAVS

Bhereiam.wav "Here'I am" laughs
Bhhey.wav "Hey"
Bub_elv1.wav Elvis Bubba 1
Bub_elv2.wav Elvis Bubba 2
Bub_elv.3.wav Elvis Bubba 3
Bub_hey1.wav "hey Leonard"
Bub_hey2.wav "hey, heh heh"
Bub_ln.wav "C'mon Leonard"
Bub_ln2.wav "Here I am"
B~heyL.wav "Heh heh heh heh hey Leonard"
overhere.wav "heh heh, I'm over here Leonard"

OLD COOT'S WAVS

Ct_craps.wav "craps ya lose"
Ct_die.wav coot dying
Ct_groovy.wav "Groovy baby"
Ct_laf.wav laughing
Ct_laf2.wav "craps ya lose, hee hee hee"
Ct_new.wav "New shooter"
Ct:_pain.wav in pain
offmyland.wav "Git off my land"
Ct_get.wav "I'm gonna get ya boy, I'm gonna get ya".

ASSFACE'S WAVS

Sb_atk1.wav "throw more poopoo at you"
Sb_atk2.wav "Assface hurt you, he he he he he"
Sb_corn.wav "Now I spit corn at you"
Sb_hrt1.wav "Always hurting me"
Sb_hrt3.wav "You hurt me"
Sb_iam.wav "I am Assface"
Sb_laf1.wav laughing
Sb_laf2.wav laughing harder
Sb_lord.wav "I am Lord of this place"
Sb_min1.wav "Go minions"
Sb_min2.wav "Take him down minions"
Sb_min3.wav "Get dem minions, get dem"
Sb_poo.wav "Me made of poopoo"
Sb_sck.wav Assface making noise
Sb_spt.wav Assface making better noise

VIXEN'S WAVS

Vx_2far.wav "You're too far away"
Vx_bring.wav "Bring it on"
Vx_brng3.wav "Bring it to me"
Vx_clsr.wav "come closer"
Vx_die4.wav "please help me"
Vx_die5.wav "It's not over"
Vx_die6.wav "please come with me"
Vx_die7.wav "I'll be back"
Vx_hlpme.wav "help me"
Vx_sex1.wav grunt
Vx_sex3.wav another grunt
Vx_2far.wav "You're too far away"
Vx_baby2.wav "Oh, poor baby"
Vx_bite.wav "I don't bite"
Vx_die1.wav "But I love you"
Vx_hmmm2.wav "hmmmm"
Vx_hurt2.wav "Did that hurt?"
Vx_istht.wav "Is that all there is?"

SHERIFF HOBBS' WAVS

Sf_getya.wav "I'm gonna get you boy"
Sf_name.wav "Lester T Hobbs is my name & ass kicking is my game"
Sf_over.wav "I said git over here boy"
Sf_rload.wav "Slow down boy. I'm tryin to reload muh gun"
Sf_rlod2.wav "Con founded dang ol thing"
Sf_tlaw.wav "I am the law"
Sf_thlaw.wav I'm the law around here boy !!!
Sf_attn.wav "Pay attention to me, boy"
Sf_deth1.wav Hobbs Dyin'
Sf_deth2.wav Hobbs Dyin'
Sf_deth3.wav Hobbs Dyin'
Sf_frez2.wav "Freeze"
Sf_hands.wav "Hands up, son"
Sf_hey.wav "Hey, up, grblegrbleow" (beats the heck outa me what he's a sayin')
Sf_hold.wav "Hold it right there, boy"
Sf_laff1.wav Laffin'
Sf_pain1.wav Hobbs in pain
Sf_pain2.wav Hobbs in pain
Sf_pain3.wav Hobbs in pain
Sf_pain4.wav Hobbs in pain
Sf_shoot.wav "Stop or I'll shoot"
Sf_tlaw2.wav "I am the law"

BIKER FRANK DOYLE'S WAVS

Bk_alive.wav "Stay alive baby"
Bk_bourb.wav "Where's my bourbon?"
Bk_cheer.wav "Why don't ya cheer"
Bk_dienb.wav "Die neighbor"
Bk_dntlk.wav "Don't you look at me"
Bk_fun.wav "Fun's just startin neigthbor"
Bk_heynb.wav "Hey neighbor"
Bk_joyrd.wav "How bout a little joyride neighbor"
Bk_keepa.wav "Keep away from my cheerleader neighbor"
Bk_make1.wav "Look at those, what are these"
Bk_make2.wav "hmmmm hmmmm mommie, mommie"
Bk_pleas.wav "Don't say please neighbor"
Bk_ride.wav "wanna go for a ride?"
Bk_road.wav "Let's hit the road neighbor"
Bk_schog.wav "You scratched my hog neighbor"
Bk_shutup.wav "Shut up cheer-bitch"
Bk_tohell.wav "I'll send you straight to hell neighbor"
Bk_tryin.wav "Shut up cheer girl. I'm trying to kill somebody here"

CHEERLEADER DAISY MAE'S WAVS

Ch_2468.wav 2-4-6-8
Ch_bald.wav "Snatch you baldheaded"
Ch_barn.wav "Brought up inna barn"
Ch_donit.wav "Now you've gone & done it"
Ch_gogogo.wav go go go
Ch_goteam.wav go team
Ch_nippl.wav "Gettin kinda nippley"
Ch_redok.wav Ready-OK
Ch_teas1.wav "ooh, ha ha ha ha ha"
Ch_teas2.wav ha ha ha ha, sigh
Ch_teas3.wav sigh
Ch_whoop.wav "I reckon I'm gonna have to open a can of whoop ass on you"

BILLY RAY'S WAVS

[I didn't bother tryin' to explain these wavs. They're 100% incoherant Billy Ray and if you can understand them, all I got to say is "I know what you've been smoking and you shouldn't be"]

PIG WAVS

Pg_eat.wav Pig eatin'.

Pg_grnt1.wav Pig gruntin'

Pigrunt.wav Another Pig gruntin'

MISC. WAVS

Banjo1.wav Coot & Billy Ray pickin' (From RRRA)
Banjo2.wav more pickin' (From RRRA)
Banjo3.wav more pickin' (From RRRA) *Bertram's favorite of the Pickin' wavs
Gocatgo.wav music, go-cat-go
Indians.wav Native Americans chanting (From RRRA)
Jukebox.wav Jukebox music
NutHouse.wav Creepy laughing from Nuthouse Level
Uranus.wav The music from the intro to Redneck Rampage, when the aliens crashland
Fart1.wav The first fart. (duh)

Fart2.wav The second fart.

Fart3.wav The third fart.

Fart4.wav The first fart.

Vomit.wav Like it says, someone tossing their cookies

Blue Velvet Wavs
A Collection of Dennis Hopper's "Frank Booth wavs from the movie Blue Velvet.

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