In the bathroom where the Crazy old coot is there is a trap door at the small wall to your left when you enter. It opens to a secret area. There is only a bottle of whiskey and a switch that opens the trap door and a transparent window that looks into the grocery store inside the room. I don't know how I triggered it because it was open when I entered. I guess when your in the middle of a six-pack of whupass you don't remember everything. But it is there.

     Start off by your truck, so go to other end of truck stop. Go in store, anf jump behind counter, Squat, flip switch, and go in now open door. The first key is at the end of the L shaped freezer.
     Go back outside, and go over and open the door to the diner. Go to your right, passed the Jukebox, and into the bathroom for the second key is on the sink.
     Head on out of the bathroom,and go right. Push button to open door, make a right, open door, and go downstairs to the end of hall. At the shooting gallery their are 4 booths each with a button to the right to bbring the target to you. Starting with the far end push the 1st and 3rd buttons, and then jump over. One leads to a secret the other a passage way to the ammo room, and the third key.
     Go back upstairs and open the door to the kitchen. Open the back door, and Bubba is at the far end behind the trucks, but be careful that you or the bad guys don't shoot him.

Big Billy's World Famous Gut Busting Brewery

By Billy: 3 Key's & 3 Secret's.

     Start off in front of brewery. Open big doors, and on your left is a truck. Jump up on the truck and turn left. Jump across on ledge for first key.
     Go around to other side of building, and climb the ladder for the first secret. Open front door, and go through one of the revolving door. First go downstairs where it is marked "Tours". Once their go to the room on your right, and behind the crate is a vent on the floor. Break it, go down, and jump across water for second secret.
     Climb back up, and go back outside of room. Go straight untill you come to a set of stairs on your right. Flip the switch in between the beer vats.and jump in the open one. Go down for second key.
     Come out of the Tours and go upstairs. Jump across souveiners counter, shoot vent, and jump in it. You come out in a room full of crates. At the end of the room is a crack in the wall; blow it up and push the crate against the wall and jump out. Go in the dooor with the light overhead and up the stairs for the third key.
     Come back out and in the alley to your right is three big cans jump on on one and jump on the wall for third secret.
     Go back the way you came, untill you come to the souvenier stand. Jump across, and head downstairs marked "Tour". Flip the swith on the right hand side of the wall. Jump on the conveyor belt, squat, and follow the passage. When you come out open the big door to your right to Bubba.

World's Smelliest Flea Market

">By Billy: 3 keys, 4 secrets, but only found 2.

Secret Place from Bob McCusker

     Secret #1-When you get to the petting zoo there is a haystack to your left jump in the opening in the center of them for a secret area. Secret #2- At the Swamp-arama there is a window on the left side, as your facing the front of the building looking toward the pig slop area. Jump through the window for a secret area.

     Start off by your truck. Follow road to house, turn right,and go in camper. Jump on bed for first key.
     Open gate beside camper go straight and turn left at the two boxes. (Their are many different ways to explore, but I will tell you how I went). Go straight untill you come to the picnic tables. Where the tables end make a right, go straight a little, then turn left to two game booths. The second key is on the convair belt in the shooting gallery.
     Go across to petting zoo, make a right at trough, and jump fence. Make your way forward, and when you come to the shelter with two dresser's. Jump behind dresser that is angled, squat, and break vent for a secret.
     Come out and go across road to Flea Market, open door, and push the bookcase in front of you in front of the one on your right. OK now jump on shelves then on bookcase, go forward on it a little, and jump across to opening on brick wall. Go in turn left, and drop down shute. The third key is on the sink.
     Go out the door, and open the one to your right. Go out in the yard, down the hill, and open the little wooden door across from you for another secret. Open the barn door, straight ahead and up the stairs to Bubba.

Slaughter House & Meat Packing Plant

By Billy: 3 keys, 4 secrets, but only found 1.

Some more secrets by Bob McCusker

     Secret # 1 - After you get the secret behind the half wall jump back out go straight ahead, go down the stairs and open the door to your left go all the way down the hall past the barrel on your right side go up the first set of stairs and stop on the landing there. Still facing at the wall straight ahead of you you'll see two indentations the one on the left is a door open it for a secret area.
     Secret # 2 - After you get the second key and you jump down to where you got the first key and head toward the metal door just after you pass the metal door there are some stairs to your left go up the stairs and fight your way to the office on the far side of the vats that you see there (there are two offices up there you want the one farthest from you) when you enter that office look to your right there is a large file cabinet and a picture on the wall go up to the picture and open the sliding picture for a secret area. P.S. you can also get this secret on your way to the second key, just go up the stairs before you go through the metal door.
     Secret # 3 - After you open the door to the room to get the third key (where the cows are being crushed and the hulk appears) go down the stairs and look to your right at the wall, you'll see another indentation in the wall, open for yet another secret area.

Fourth Secret from Jean

     Secret # 4 - Go through the room full of crates & out the metal door. Take a left then right down the walkway to the stairs. At the foot of the stairs, take a left & open the door. Make your way through the long room & up the next set of steps. Cross the smaller room to the left indentation in the wall. Press the spacebar & open the wall for the fourth secret.

     Start off in front of slaughterhouse go up steps open door and go in. Make a left, and go to the end of hall. Make right and go clear to other end where their are stairs and a big metal door to your right. Open metal door go straight and then make a right. The first key is on top of the metal furnace.
     Go back out the big metal door, and go down hall untill you come to the room full of crates. Flip one of the switches to open one of the metal doors. Don't jump off of dock yet make a left and jump on crate jump over half wall for a secret.
     Jump back, go straight, go down steps, and open door to your left. Go upstairs and open door to your left open it. Second key it is in that half room.
     Next jump down off the wall, this is the same room where you got the first key. Now go back down the hall to where the room full of crates are and make a right and go in that door, go down the steps and the third key is in the crack in the wall where the Hulk busts out of.
     Go back out to the room full of crates and go out of one of the metal doors you opened and make a right and then another right and open that door and there is Bubba.

Billy Bob's Mini Golf & Fun Park

By Billy:2 keys, and 4 secrets.

     Start off with the fun park straight. Go right see the crack in the garage door? Blow it up, go inside, and open the next two doors. Make a left and go into the billard's room's. Go right and open the door into the T.V. lounge. The first key is on the back table.
     Then make your way back to where you came in the double doors. Now go right, and go through the next two rooms untill you get to the skeetball table's. Jump over the door to the prizes,and jump on stand with dolls, squat, walk through picture for first secret.
     Jump back out, and go to the next room you passed. Open door and go left by the jukebox jump over for second secret.
     Jump back out and go upstairs and go left. At the end of the hall before you turn right on your left hand side is a vent with the third secret. Follow the hall untill you come to a room on your left with a pool table and a garage door. Across. from the cola machines are a couple of targets. Through dynamite at them to expose the fourth secret
     Open garage door, go downstairs, out on the minigolf course, and the second key is on the third hole stand.
     Make your way back to the hall, and open the door to your left. Once out open the door to your right marked "EXIT". Break window, jump out, round corner to truck, jump on it, and hit Bubba.

House of Ill Repute

By Billy: 3 keys, 5 secrets, but only found 4.

Secret by Bob McCusker

     After you enter the barn on your way to the third key the first stall on your left (the one with the cow in it) is a secret area just go to the next stall and climb the haystacks and jump over for a secret and a GOO GOO Cluster.

     Start off in front of a wrecked rig trailer, and you have no weapons. Jump in trailer for first secret, and then start heading up path. Go into bushes on your right for secret. Keep following dirt road untill you come to two houses across the road from each other, and go in the one on your right. Make your way around untill you come to the stairs. You will notice a crack in the wall; blow it up for a secret Go upstairs, make a right, open door, and the first key is on the bed.
     Now go across street to other house, and open door now go in door to your left. In basement you will noticce two sets of cracks in the walls. Blow them both up, and one reveals a secret the other a passage in sewer. Go in, make right, go down little fall, and crawl through pipe on your left. When you come out go in room to your right, and flip switch.
     Go back out, turn right, then right again, straight, go underwater, swim through pipe on your left, and come up. The secod key is on ledge.
     Then flip the switch. On the left is a crack on the wall where you flipped the first switch. Blow it up and persue. You come out in the first house you where in. Now go outside, and open barn door. Go to other side and make a right.
     Their are two stacks of chicen coops their are buttons in some coops that need to be shot. Two on far left and right sides that need to be shot first. Then in the middle there is one on each side. shoot one and then when you shoot the other be prepared to turn and run through the door. Once in climb haybailsx to your right, and jump on stage. Third key is on other side.
     Jump down and climb other haybails to get out. Go outside and open gates to the FAT ASS.

Mystery Dinosaur Cave & Pet Coffin Factory

By Billy:3 keys, 4 secrets, but only found 3

Some more Tips By Peter Engel

     When you're in the room with the last key, there's a way out of the room other than pushing the button and exiting the way you came in. In short, in the corner of that room there are some powder kegs which can be blown up to blow open a hole in the wall with some goodies behind the hole. At that point you can drop into the water tunnel that takes you back to the courtyard entrance to the pet coffin factory. Also on the Dino Cave walkthrough, there's another way to the coffin factory other than exiting the way you came from the second key; from the 2nd key, you've got to follow the passageway to the ladder down, blow open the wall by shooting the powder kegs, climb up the ladder at the far end of the crematorium, then follow the tunnel to the switch which opens up to the coffin factory courtyard.

     Start off in parking lot. make the first left, and go around to the other side of the house. Jump over bench and wall for a secret. Come back out to where you started, and go around wall untill you come to where their is a lot of lumber and a chain hanging down. On the end of the chain is the first key. Stand on lumber and jump over brick fence for a secret.
     Go back the way you came,and go to the dino cave Go through revolving doors, and open metal door to left. Then make a left, and go in bathroom on right. Open second stall door and break vent and crawl through for secret. Open door and go in cave.
     Stick to the left untill you come to a wooden beam with a switch. Flip the switch and jump over edge. Go underwater, swim through passage, and come up go in door. Make a right then left, flip switch and wait for the floor to come over to you. Go across the floor, go left and then make another left and flip the switch on the wall to open the door. Go in and get the second key.
     Now go back out the same way you came in but when you come up from under water, go in the passage the way the dinosaurs is pointing. Come out of the dino cave and go back to where you got the first key and to your left is another yard to go in, go up the stairs and go over to the window and shoot the glass and jump over.
     Once inside go the next room and open the door and make a right and go down the hall until you come to the vent and break it and crawl in and when you come out get out of that room and straight across is another room blocked by a curtain. Just walk through and follow the passage until you come to the room with the chain hanging down.
     Flip the switch on the wall, then jump up to get the chain, climb up and hit the red button. Be quick because this lowers the saw. At the end of the tunnel you jump in and the third key is in that room.
     Then push the button behind the metal box so the saw will lower for a few seconds and run across, come back out and go to the place where you saw the counter and jump over the counter, go through the double doors and Bubba is outside.

Campy Crystal Lake

By Billy: 3 keys, & 4 secrets.

     Start off by your truck. Follow path into woods untill you come to a open area. Turn left and go in cabin. Go in back by beds and move the metal box to reveal a secret. Back out the cabin and to your left is a shower room you need to go in. On the ceiling is a vent shoot it, and back up make sure haul ass mode is on. Run and jump this brings you to another secret. Do the same thing to get back over. Get out of the shower room, and go around house to where porch is on second level. Jump on box then jump on pipe then jump on porch. Now that your up go over to where you can see the fenced in yard below. Jump over to get first key on box.
     Then push box to fence to jump back over. Go down path by showers. You come out in front of another cabin. Go straight, open gate, second key is in front of bullseye, and come out.
     Go down path in front of cabin, and go right and open gate. In front of lake go left to lifeguard tower. Climb up, flip switch, and go back to main house. On one side is the basement. Open door and go to the second room on your right. Push drawer against wall to expose switch. Flip it and go in room it opened just outside of room you are in.
     Go down hall and make a right for a secret. Go down hole in yer secret place, and go outside where the pillars are. Your going to have to jump around on pillars, and the third key is on the tallest.
     Jump down and get in pool in next room. Go underwater and swim through passage come up in lake. Now go behind second cabin I had you go to. Push the metal furnace to reveal final secret. Go through the opening in the bushes. Go straight, make a left, straight, right. Open gate to beat the hell out og dough boy.

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