Suckin' Grits On Route 66

"Where in the Hell are the keys?"

by Jon Hunt. Courtesy of

Jakes Gator Farm & carnival of Terror

KEY 1: Go down the stairs behind the gifts counter in the gator house. Wander through the gator tunnels until you see a box by a metal door. Jump on box to climb on ledge, to where key is hidden.
Key 2: Inside the freak show building.
Key 3: In the House of Terror, the graveyard exhibit

Key 1: Inside the freezer (back side) in the store
Key 2: Bathroom in restaurant
Key 3: In the guns and ammo room ,shooting range. Go behind second picture from the right, to enter ammo room, where key is.

Bubba: Go through kitchen to outside. Bubba is behind truck trailers to your right.

Big Billy's World Fameous Gut Busting Brewery

Key 1: On the far left side of the building, upper area. Climb up on top of the truck, and jump over, to find key.
Key 2: Down in the lower 'Tour' section. Climb stairs in room with beer vats. Flip switch, jump into beer vat. Swim down to key.
Key 3: Crawl through vent behind soulviner counter. Go into second room with boxes. Throw TNT at wall with crack. Push box over to hole, and go into yard. Go up the stairs in the building to the left. Key is in middle brick pillar.

Bubba: Go up the 'Tour' stairs. Get on conveyor belt and follow to next room. Unlock metal door.

Worlds Smelliest Flea Market

Key 1: Jump on bed to open secret door in 'mobile home'.
Key 2: In the flea market, look for 2 booths that look like Carnival games. The key is in the one with the moving bottles. Just jump on the shelves until you get the key.
Key 3: In the 'Swap O Rama" building. When you first walk in you will see two bookcases. One in front, and another to your right. Push the one that is in front of you, until it lines up with the one on the right. Climb on top of the bookcases to reach a room up above. Drop down vent into a bathroom, where you will find the key.

Bubba: He's in the barn. 'nuf said.

Slaughterhouse and Meat Packing Plant

Key 1: Go left and down the hall to end. Turn right and go to end. Turn right and enter a room with a furnace with conveyor belt, in front of you. Key is on top of metal box to your right.
Key 2: Go through the room with forklift in it. Go outside. Go through the door on the left side of the yard. Go up the stairs. Key is in room to your left.
Key 3: Find the door in the main hallway that was locked. It leads to a cow chopping room. When you walk over by the conveyor belt a wall will explode. Key is in there. !! Watch out for Alien!!

Bubba: Go back outside through the room with the forklift. Go through the doorway down the hallway to the right.

Billy Bob's Mini Golf and Fun Park

Key 1: On the table in the room with the giant TV.
Key 2: Go through the door that says "Employees only". Go outside. Its at the 3rd hole on the golf course.

Bubba: Next to the door you took to go outside. There was a door with an 'Exit' sign above. Bubba is inside the truck Trailer.

** NOTE ** I never did find a third key. Either there isn't one, or there is a flaw with the level. Allowing the player to finish without it.

The House of Ill Repute

Key 1: In the house on the right. Upstairs in the room with the Sheriff.
Key 2: In the water tunnels under the house on the left.
Key 3: In the barn. Shoot the switches in the cages. You will hear a door open. Be quick, because the door will close Key is up on the far ledge.

Bubba: Behind the house on the left.

Mystery Dinosaur Cave & Pet Coffin Factory

Key 1: Hanging from a chain in the yard by the Pet Coffin Factory.
Key 2: In the Dino caves take the path to the left. Try and stay left, until you come to a room with a water pond below you. There is a switch on one of the posts. Flip switch, and jump into water. Swim down tunnel. In this next room flip switch to make bridge form across chasm. Cross Chasm. In this next room find a switch to open door, where key is.
Key 3: Go back to the area where you found key 1. Go up the stairs to platform that has a "Pet Funeral" sign on it. Jump through window. Find a small room with a chain hanging in the middle of it. Flip switch on wall to stop conveyor belt. Climb chain and shoot switch at top of chain. !BE Quick! Run past saw which has now stopped. Do NOT stop for key by saw, you will die. Key is in room you come to when you get passed the saw.

Bubba: Jump back through the window. Go down stairs, turn right. Go through the double doors.

Campy Cyrstal Lake

Key 1: There is a balcony to the right of the main building. Climb up onto the balcony. Face woods and you will see a fenced in area with a Coot in it. Jump into there to find key.
Key 2: At the bow and arrow target range. Behind the targets.Climb up lifeguard tower and flip switch now, if you haven't already
Key 3: Go back to the 'main' building. Unlock door to basement. In basement push a box, to find a hidden switch. Switch opens door to some tunnels. In the area the tunnels lead you too, you will see a raised platform with some pillars around it. The key is on top of the tallest pillar.

Bubba: Find a cabin that has a few fire logs in the yard. also a "Cafeteria" and "Crystal Lake: sign. Behind the cabin is a tunnel leading through the woods to bubba.

RV Show & Bigfoot Convention Center

Key 1: Take a left at bigfoot, and go to the outhouses. Jump into the hole in the last outhouse. Go down tunnel and resurface. Go through the woods until you see a stump. turn right. Go down the trail behind the house. You should be behind the concert stage. Go up ladder to pick up key.
Key 2: Go back to the house. Go upstairs. Climb out window. Enter next room. Key is on bed.
Key 3: Go back to the rear of the stage. This time go through the door. Key is on stage.

Bubba: Find your way back to the outhouses. Jump fence. Go through the door and down the tunnels to find bubba. (good luck)

Hoover Dam

Key 1: You will find a control room with a Vixen in it. Push button in room. The button opens door in the room across from you. Go to that room and go through the door.Go down a vent and flip a switch. This opens an elevator door with a vixen in it. Take elevator. When you get off elevator, key is on floor in hallway.
Key 2: Find your way back out and swim across outside river to other building. Inside building you will come to a room with a large center pillar with 3 doors, in it. Key is up inside pillar..

Bubba: Leave room you found key 2 in. Swim up. You should come to an outside area. Go through door. Bubba is in a cell in Sheriff's office.

Oddity Museum & Alien Crash Site

Key 1: In the museum, you will see some pictures with alien symbols on them. Push the 4th picture from the left. This will open the door to the theatre. Key is up front by stage.

Well, that's about it.You are on your own now. Just the alien spaceship to go. Grab as much health and ammo as you can before entering the ship. And good luck!!

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