Bessie,
dearest pig ever.Help us find our darling
Bessie,
dearest pig ever.
What's New ?
Back to Bertram's Lair Front Page
Back to TSBolton.com Main Page
November 13th, 2006 There isn't anything new. However,
some of the old stuff is fucked up and well, shit happens. I still pay the rest and
so the site stays. The guestbook is kaput. The message board does not work, but you can still read the old posts and responses. There is some helpful stuff there. Both the
board & guestbook were free pages on other servers, so there's nothing I can do to get
them back up and working. You get what you pay for. If yer stumped and need an assist,
you can always try emailing support@tsbolton.com. I'll do my best to help out. best,
T.S. Bolton
June 12th, 2006 Well, even a damn redneck can tell
that I almost never update, add to or mess around with this site any more. Shit
happens... However, since the damn world didn't end on 06/06/06 I have paid the rent
for another year. So that's about it. Redneck Rampage is alive and kicking for another
year here at tsbolton.com... Oh yeah, just about anything beats decomposing !
best,
T.S. Bolton
Jan 26th, 2006 Ok, I don't update much any more.
Actually I don't update at all any more. I do still pay the rent so the site stays.
I see from the stats I get from the counter I am still getting over 200 hits every
day, many from our fine friends overseas. It is IMPORTANT we here in the USA put
the best we have to offer to counteract the garbage our government puts out.
Rednecks is fine folks so the site stays. I have a bunch of funny redneck pictures,
but as I was about to upload them it suddenly seemed easier to just send them
over to Dave Lilligren over at Dave
Lilligren's Redneck Pictures
best,
T.S. Bolton
June 25th, 2005 Not much new to report, other than
to say that I forked over the $$ to pay the host server to keep this gloriously
unsofisticated collection of Redneck brew-ha-ha on the Internet for one more year.
So it appears they just can't kill the ol' Redneck Rampage crowd. I have also
fixed a few broken links that an alert visitor told me about. If anyone else comes
across any let me know and one of these months I'll fix 'em. The message board is
back up and working but you need a password to post. The password is snotrag. I did
this because some damn bot kept putting in links to porn and poker sites, often with
redirect code that worked so fast you couldn't avoid it. I figger the bot wont be
smart enough to find the password and use it so I'm not hiding it real well. It
is also in one of the messages on the board.
That's about it. If anyone has anything worth a look see send it in, we can always
use more new stuff.
best,
T.S. Bolton
October 3rd, 2004 Not much new happening in the
world of Redneck Rampage, it's gettin' kind of past its prime, but we is still
hanging in as best we can, heh-he-he. I keep on payin' the rent so we'll be here
for a good while to come. I have been making a few cosmetic changes on some of
the pages. Mostly making some of the management comments a little cruder. What
can I say, things keep pissing me off. It looks like the message board is dead
and gone. The folks running the place hosting it seem to have kept the web space but
stopped doin' repairs. It's been down for over a month so it ain't looking real
good. What Can I say, ya get what ya pay for. Their boards have a down time of about
99%, while we here at tsbolton.com have an up-time of about 99.99%
July 7th, 2004 We don't often have much in the way
of new stuff these days, but once in a while something real special comes along. Well
hang onto yer hats, we just got in a new user level from
Jon Hunt called "Buford's". Find it on the
Redneck Rampage Levels Page...
March 25th, 2004 I went through the links page and
am more than pleased that all of em septin' one are still in fine working order.
Considering what an interestingly odd set of redneck links most of em are, that
tells me that there's still hope fer this ol' world. I added a lik to my
favorite cigar store, it's online and not only are they dern cheap, they is tax free.
I quit smokin' them ol' cigarettes last fall, but they'll only get my stogies from my cold dead hands.
Yer Links...
February 5th, 2004 I just got a new level for
Redneck Rampage Rides Again from "Zombie. Good to see someone makin' them levels
again. It sounds like he's just starting on a big ol' project, so let him
know how ya likes his work. Find it on on the
Rides Again Levels Page.
...
January 7th, 2004 We just got in a new user level from
Jon Hunt called "Express". Find it on the
Redneck Rampage Levels Page...
January 5th, 2004 As I mentioned on the message board,
I just got out of the hospital after a three month stay so if you wrote me and
didn't get a reply that is why. Damned necrotizing faciitis almost got the best of me.
Am back in action, a little worse for wear and tear. I got a new guestbook, so if
ya havn't signed
the old one please take a moment and add yer comments.
April 29th, 2003 I've been adding little stuff here and there
as I come across it but no big assed additions to the site for a while. I have
heard from a few people who are working on levels, but none of them have sent em in.
I may have to start stalking them if we don't get some action soon. I finished
copying the guestbook entries into the Big Assed Full & Complete Guestbook. Some of
the comments from visitors to this site crack me up, and some of them outright scare me, ROFLMAO...
February 3rd, 2003 We just got in a new user level from
Alowichus Perty called "Hickum". Find it on the
Redneck Rampage Levels Page...
January 7th, 2003 We're getting off to a great start
for the new year with a brand new level for Redneck Rampage from our old friend
Jon Hunt, Razorback Ridge*. Seems the old coot still has a little something worth
yer attention. Find it on the
Redneck Rampage Levels Page...
December 13th, 2002 We finally got ahold of
one of the most sought after wav sounds from the movie "Blue Velvet",
Frank Booth's infamous "Where's my bourbon". A big thanks to George G. for
sending it in.
Blue Velvet Wav's Page.
November 16th, 2002 An astute visitor
pointed out to me that several of the Vixen's wav sounds were
missing from our collection. "You're too far away", "Did that hurt"
and five more for a grand total of seven, yep seven new vixen wavs
all set for ya on the
Wav's Page. Might add
I actually double checked each new link after uploading the wav files
and writing the html and probably for the first time ever, they all work !
October 29th, 2002 I've been updating
Bertram Redneck's Big Ass Full & Complete
Guestbook and made the appropraite additions to
The Beaudry Gazette .
October 8th, 2002 I Just got a great new tutorial
from Eric Margolis who figured out how to run the games on WindowsXP. So click the
link for the
Yer WindersXP Tutorial page.
September 1st, 2002 I noticed in the stats a lot of
folks coming here looking for Dennis Hopper wav sounds from the movie Blue Velvet.
Biker Frank Doyle was loosely based on this character. So click the link for the
Blue Velvet Sounds page. I also updated
the Big Ass Complete Guestbook
August 22nd, 2002 I Uploaded the dang ol' demo.
Ya can grab yerself a copy from the link on this site's main page. It's about 11.7 mb
so it'll take a couple/three min, lol... Also added a couple of real funny pages to the
Yer Other Funny Crap page
August 21st, 2002 I just found that Interplay has
closed the main Redneck Rampage site, which is not such a big loss but the
link on my main page fer the demo no longer worked. I found the demo on the
Interplay site and have linked the page where ya can grab yerself a copy. Am
downloading it as I write this, but it's a real big download and I probably
won't upload it this evening. I also got the message board back up and running,
some asshole vandal spammed it with about fifteen hundred posts, all the same and
it overloaded. Afraid all the old posts are lost fer'ever.
"Assholes is as assholes does."
You're welcome to post as ya please but yer gonna have to email
Yer Big Ass Redneck Support Team
fer a password for the time being. I'm probably gonna have to start payin' fer the
board soon, cause then I can have a limit placed on how many posts can be made in
a specified amount of time. Since I'm broke this is a major pain in the ass, but
thanks to the fuckwad at clamhubris or whatever it's called I have to take this
route.
August 9th, 2002 I Fixed several links that didn't
work on the Rides Again Levels page, damn html just don't work if'n I types it wrong.
Like I keep tellin' y'all. if ya don't tell me something's broke then it ain't a gonna
get fixed. Lord knows I don't download this stuff, I put it there for y'all so lemme
know when ya find something that ain't as it should be (On this site, not elsewhere
in the world, lol)
June 30th, 2002 I finished up a new page with the
complete lyrics and some information on our National Anthem, and the Pledge of
Allegiance. (Screw the 9th Circuit Appeals Court)
The National Anthem
June 21st, 2002 I just got a new level for
Redneck Rampage Rides Again from Niteowl. Good to see someone makin them levels
again. Find it on on the
Rides Again Levels Page.
I also added my own personal recipe fer cornbread to the
Redneck Cookin' page. Now this here's some dang fine cornbread, and lo-cal too !!! May 28th, 2002 Got a new level for Rides Again, 1973
by Nightowl. It's about time someone out there started making levels cause me & Jon
have retired and someone has to take up the slack. Find it on yer Rides Again Levels Page April 20th, 2002 Got some fine new wav sounds from the game
uploaded. Vomit, farts and pig grunts. Find em on yer Wav's Page April 17th, 2002 Got a fine new FAQ page uploaded
this evening."Yer FAQ Page" heh-he-he
April 15th, 2002 It's been a while since any of y'all sent
us a new level. Lord knows I've made a heapin' helpin' of em, and I sure would like to play
a couple/three new-uns, so if yer makin em send em on in. I've posted updates to the
Beaudry Gazette from time to time and I've updated the Global Redneck Friends page. It does
my heart good to see that a proper aspect of American culture is making its way to so many
foreign lands. Someone's gotta give folks from other nations the proper impression. heh-he-he
January 5th, 2002 I cleaned up the "Links" page,
removed a few dead links and got rid of a couple that no longer had the content
they had when I first linked them. There's some fine sites linked there, some
funny and some with some real useful stucc so I suggest checkin' em out. Also updated the
Big-Ass Full & Complete Guestbook
so none of them quality commentaries ever get lost. Actually some of em are kind
of scary. ROFL
November 20th, 2001 Well Jon and I finally finished up our
latest, and probably last add-on pak fer Redneck Rampage. It's got a lot of
new artwork and some surprising plot twists. Grab yerself a copy at
Night of the Living Dead.
October 29th, 2001 I just updated the hits page showing
where all the rednecks visiting this here site come from. Y'all is an ever widening
group of rednecks pretty much coverin' the entire world. Find it on the
Global Rednecks Page.
October 19th, 2001 I just got A funny cartoon from
Jared,
Technology fer
Country Folk.
September 23rd, 2001 I have created a whole new site
here at tsbolton.com, devoted to a variety of subjects following the tragic
events of September 11th, 2001. In it you'll find the complete text of
President Bush's speech to the Joint Session of Congress and the Nation, the
complete words to all four verses of the "Star-Spangeled Banner" and other
things that might be of interest.
Remember the Twin Towers August 27th, 2001 I made a new page for the Redneck
Rampage files y'all can download what didn't fit in any other catagories.
Stuff like the Route66 patch, a few con files & the Redneck Rampage Icons.
It's Yer Other Redneck
Rampage Crap August 21st, 2001 I fixed the sound
(wavs) on the Ernest T. Bass page, and double checked and repaired
some stuff on the other pages in the "Bertram's Walk of Fame"
section. I also finally located and uploaded the instructions for
playin them levels in Microsoft WORD format, the link on the
level playin' instruction page now works. August 10th, 2001 Just uploaded a real
important eye test issued by the American Medical Association, it's
free so don't be anyone's fool, check your vision now !!! AMA Eye Test Page August 4th, 2001 I re-edited
both the Redneck Rampage August 1st, 2001 Got a
request fer more of the Sherrif Lester J. Hobbs wavs from
the game July 30th, 2001 Well we've
pretty much settled into our new home. While I have made
numerous changes on just about every page of the site,
not much is visible to the visitor other than the missing
ads and old nbci toolbar taking up the top 1/8th of the
screen. No new levels since Survivor, but I have heard
from a few of the people who've sent in their levels in
the past and we should be getting a few new ones late
this summer. I am currently working on a new project, a
big one, but I ain't giving out any of the details yet. I
will say it's a biggie and a gooder, so watch for it
sometime in the fall. Thanks for stopping by, and keep on
checking back. July 1st, 2001 We're all
moved in at our new server, http://tsbolton.com . Even
though I just June 3rd, 2001 Just
finished my newest level fer Redneck Rampage Survivor 13 the
Arkansas May 5th, 2001 Just got a
new level from that 'Good Ol Boy' Jon Hunt, Bowl-O-Rama for April 26th, 2001 I think I
have everything back to as close to normal as it ever
could be on a April 13th, 2001 Well just
about everything's new. I've moved the site to a new url,
and am still going through everything changing the dang
ol urls so if'n ya find something that don't work drop me
an emailto:tsbolton@hotmail.com and I'll
fix it as soon as I can. March 25th, 2001 We just got
sad news and released an EXTRA from the Beaudry Gazette, March 10th, 2001 I just
finished my first new level in quite some time, Carny fer
Redneck March 7th, 2001 Just got a
new level for Rides Again from Jack Gibson, Cootrun. Find
it Janualy 14th, 2001 Added a
great SoundFAQ
Tutorial by Jon Hunt for those of you who December 31st, 2000 Added a
couple of good end of the year items to the Beaudry
Gazette December 29th, 2000 We finally
finished it, and Jon Hunt & T.S. Bolton are proud to December 17th, 2000 Well, it
seems the good folks at NBCi found the version of this
site December 17th, 2000 I added a
new section, Yer Alien
Enemies Page December 16th, 2000 Posted a
new level for Rides Again , Fantasm
by Erick Halvorson. December 13th, 2000 Posted a
new level fer Rides Again, El Gringo
Loco , by yers truely. December 5th, 2000 Added a new
page, Cryin'
Algore, Unmasked. Nuff said November 21st, 2000 I've
re-uploaded just about everything to the main site on
nbci. As many November 13th, 2000 Added 2
levels from Jack Gibson for Rides Again, Hexed and County
November 10th, 2000 Well the results are
in and the background music stays. We had the poll up for
about 6 months and 79% of you voted for keeping the
music. October 28, 2000 Added a new
coot wav to the wav's page, "I'm going to get you
boy" . Don't August 22nd, 2000 In our
feeble attempt to enter the online world of e-commerce,
we are now August 16th, 2000 I replaced
most of the Uranium Mines section of the Redneck rampage August 12th, 2000 Got a new
level fer Redneck Rampage Rides Again, Catfish
Bayou by July 13th, 2000 Put a darn
funny *EXTRA* into the Beaudry Gazette. Check it out. July 10th, 2000 Got
something great for y'all here. Our friend Jon Hunt has
gone and put June 23rd, 2000 I'm taking
a poll of the visitors to Bertram's Lair too see how
y'all feel May 6th, 2000 Well it's
done. For the past month and a half Jon Hunt and I have
been April 29th, 2000 Have added
several new itmes to the Beaudry Gazette. Seems our
Redneck March 25th, 2000 Got new
level for Redneck Rampage from Jon Hunt, Dejavous. Find
it on March 16th, 2000 Just
uploaded my newest level, Acme Mining
Company , for Redneck Rampage February 25th, 2000 Another
picture of Bertram from the sixties has come to light, it
is February 24th, 2000 I found an
old picture of Bertram back in 1963. Find it at the
bottom February 22nd, 2000 Don't know
how I overlooked it but I got an email from Pete asking
fer February 15th, 2000 Well I
finally finished my new level, Election2000 fer Redneck
Rampage February 4th, 2000 I've heard
from a lot of y'all asking when I'm going to make another January 24th, 2000 Added one
more of Bertram's Role Models, "Festus" from
Gunsmoke January 22nd, 2000 Added a few
more Countries/Domains to the list of Bertram Redneck's December 18th, 1999 Got my last
level of the year posted, El Peso
City for Rides Again. December 11th, 1999 Got my
latest level fer Redneck Rampage posted, algore . December 6th, 1999 Added two
new sections. After finally being worn down by visitors
to this December 1st, 1999 Posted a
converted version of my Crapflow level for Rides Again.
Find it on November 27th, 1999 Posted a
new Rides Again level, Space Feudin' by Erick Halvorson,
find it November 26th, 1999 Posted A Redneck
Love Poem sent in by Genie. It brought a tear
to muh November 23rd, 1999 Posted a
new level by Jon Hunt for Redneck Rampage, "Return
to Taylortown". Ya can find it on the Redneck
Rampage Levels Page . November 21st, 1999 Added my
latest endevour, Crapflow for Redneck
Rampage. November 17th, 1999 Added a new
level for Rides Again, EJ's House by Erick
Halvorson. It's on October 25th, 1999 Added a new
level of mine, The Hunt
fer Redneck October for Redneck October 10th, 1999 Got a new
single/multiplay level for Redneck Rampage, Resort of
the Dead October 1st, 1999 This site
has grown much faster than I even expected and so I have
been September 28th, 1999 I've
re-worked Bubba's Country Saloon and added a new ending. September 19th, 1999 I've
finished my newest level and this bad boy is something
else. It's for September 10th, 1999 Bein' ever
community minded, Bertram is offering advise on all
matters. September 9th, 1999 Got my new
level completed. Bubba's
Country Saloon for Redneck Rampage. I also found a
coupole of really funny items for the Beaudry Gazette. September 7th, 1999 For the
benefit of those of you who are at the edge of insanity
trying to find the gray button near the end of the sewer
level I have posted 3 pictures that should help. There
linked here & on the Redneck rampage Walkthrough
page. Dang Ol'
Gray Button September 6th, 1999 Got yet
another level from Bruce Hamilton Lost in the
Sewers 2 , playable on both Redneck Rampage
and Rides Again. Man, has Bruce been busy. Now you others
should follow this sterling example of redneck creativity
and send some in for the rest of us to play August 17th, 1999 I finally
finished my newest level, for Redneck Rampage this time, Willin' . August 8th, 1999 Replaced my
original Serenity level for Rides Again with an updated
version. New ending, some really neat special effects as
well as entirely new sections and stuff. Think you'll
find it a lot improved. It's in the RRRA Levels
Page August 6th, 1999 Added a new
paragraph to the Sewers level in the Redneck Rampage
Walkthrough for those having trouble finding the button
high up at the end of the level July 14th, 1999 Added three
damn fine articles to the Beaudry
Gazette (scroll down, I marked em) July 9th, 1999 Found some
Redneck Rampage Icons hiding on my hard drive. Don't
remember where I got em but they're pretty neat &
here they is. Redneck
Rampage Icons. Also updated the Redneck
Witisism's page and added a new one, The Top 25
Country Songs of All Time . Big day for additions,
our good buddy Cory B. compiled all of the secrets to all of
the RR games into one big document. July 8th, 1999 It has just
come to my attention that a lot of you don't have the Brush
Script, July 7th, 1999 Added a new
section Bertram's
Redneck Cookin' with some of Bertram's
favorites. This isn't a hoax, I made the Bisquits &
Gravy this morning myself !!! July 4th, 1999 Added a new
Clinton
Countdown Calender to celebrate the 4th, and
also implemented a Complaints section fer
posting yer gripes. User beware ( ROFL !!! ) July 2nd, 1999 Got another
new level for Redneck
Rampage Rides Again "Hoot
Owl Hollow" by Jon Hunt. July 1st, 1999 Added a new
level for Redneck
Rampage Rides Again , Serenity by T.S. Bolton.
A nice pleasant little walk in the park... June 22nd, 1999 Added a new
level, 'Bummer' by T.S. Bolton to the Rides Again
Levels page. June 16th, 1999 Added
Larry, his brother Darrell and his other brother Darrell
to Bertram's Role Models. Have also been adding to the Beaudry
Gazette, as I do from time to time but
usually forget to mention it here. June 15th, 1999 Added some
more sounds to the wav Wav's Page page, a
request from someone on the staff of pres-t-jus Howard*
University in our nashun's capitul. It does muh hart gud
to know thar's such a sterling example of uhmericun
citizenry preparing our countries future leaders. June 6th, 1999 Added a new
level to the Rides Again
Levels section, The Hickston Ritz by T.S.
Bolton. June 4th, 1999 Added ten
more wavs to the wavs page, most in the new 'MISC'
section. June 2nd, 1999 Got 2 new
levels for the Rides Again
Levels section, 'The Pond' from
Jon Hunt and 'Drop-In' from Mac (aka)
"WB22Rules". By the way, whatever you do don't
put yer cursor here ! June 1st, 1999 Been
real busy, added a new section Redneck
Rampage Wavs. this is the
largest collection of wav sounds from the Redneck Rampage
series to be found anywhere. Also added
the great Gabby Hayes to Bertram's Role Models page May 31st, 1999 Did a lot
of work on the Links Page. It's real
purty now. Have yerself a look. May 30th, 1999 Added a new
section to the front page, Bertram's Role Models. May 28th, 1999 Hopefully
got the Jackalope alert up in time to warn holiday
weekenders of this threat to our civilization as we know
it. *Jackalope
Alert* May 27th, 1999 It's the 1
month anniversary of the site and how fitting that
Moonrock found and sent in the 3rd secret in the
Disgraceland level. It's posted ffolks. Rides Again
Walkthrough. May 22nd, 1999 Realised
that without the right fonts on their computers folks
couldn't see the pages exactly as I intended. Placed a
couple of non-winzip links on the front page so y'all can
download em straight to C\Windows\Fonts and everything
will be copecetic. (no unzip needed) May 21st, 1999 Added
a new section: You
Might Be A Redneck Jedi If... May 15th, 1999 Added
20 more User Levels
for Redneck Rampage.
There are more out there so I'll be adding more from time
to time. Would also like to add some new ones! hint
hint... May 14th, 1999 It
seems ol' Bertram has become ordained by The Universal
Life Church Certified May 13th, 1999 Added
a new section: The
Beaudry Gazette All
of the latest news, and also added a little background on
mi amigo. Just
Who Is Bertram Redneck May 6th, 1999 Added
a new section: Bertram
Says Bertram
Redneck's words to live by. May 5th, 1999 Posted
a new level in the Rides
Again Levels Limbo
by Bertram Redneck hisself. April 27th, 1772 This
website was first created. It became a lot easier to
maintain once computers were invented, and continues to
maintain the same high standards as when the early
members of the Colonial Continental Congress were logging
on regularly and that's why it took so long to draft the
Declaration of Independance. It was Lizzie Bordens
favorite website until that unpleasant little episode and
it is rumored that Ben Franklin was a whiz at pissing
matches online. (And that troglodyte Algore claims he
invented the Internet)
If any of y'all have anything to contribute, send it in. There must be someone
out there making Redneck Rampage stuff.
Our New Guestbook ...
*Caution: Side effects may
include insomnia, gastrointestinal hamorrhage, nausea/vomiting, diarreah, abdominal pain,
flatulence, heartburn, fatigue,
chest pain, influenza, urinary abnormality, rhinitis,
kidney filaure, elevated blood pressure, congenital acne, herpes, spleen disfunction,
cardiac chest pain
& general persnicketyness...
Also posted a new multi-player level from Jon Hunt, Trailer, which is his
Bowl-o-rama level for Redneck Rampage converted into a Multi-player level.
Find it on the Redneck
Rampage Levels page.
so I converted 15 more of em fer y'all. Find em on the Wav's Page
moved everything last April, the performance of the
server over at nbci.com was so miserable
that I kept getting emails from visitors who couldn't get
in, or only got the damn nbci toolbar
and no Bertram's Lair, even though the top of their
browsers said the site was the lair. That
and they're making noises about ending the free servers,
seems you 'couldn't' make hundreds of
millions of dollars from people clicking on ads. (My
neighbors stinking pig coulda told em that)
The free server over at 9.50megs the mirror site was on
was even worse, though that's hard to
imagine. I got a great server, and I've paid for the next
year with an option to renew for the
same price for another two years so we'll be around for
some time. If you come across any
broken links drop me an email and I'll fix them asap. Now
it's time for me to get back to
buildin' them levels. T.S. Bolton
Ozarks
Redneck Rampage, yer gonna like this'n. Find it on the Redneck
Rampage Levels page.
dat-gum no account redneck site. If you find anything
that isn't as it should be, dead links,
incorrect links etc, please post what is wrong, and try
to be precise, on the Message
Board
Also added a new level from a new builder, Andy Scull,
Hickola for Rides Again, find it on the Rides Again levels
page
it is with heavy hearst we report that Bertram Redneck
was killed by falling debris from
the falling MIR space station. Click here
for details on Bertram Redneck's reported demise
Rampage
on the Rides Again levels page
are having problems getting the sound working correctly
with the games.
announce our new single episode 7 level add-on fer
Redneck Rampage Rides Again, which we're
calling Redneck
Rampage Rides Again, AGAIN
I've also come to discover that the
guestbook.com only allows fer 10 pages, so I've posted
the entire thing on one big ass page. Bertram
Redneck's Big Ass Guestbook
that they lost a couple of months back, and replaced the
re-uploaded site with the old one.
It was only after uploading the updated pages that it
occured to me I had changed a lot of
the url's. When you come across something missing, and
you will please email me and I'll repair
it. Tom (Just click
that link fer my email)
of y'all know, the root directory at the server was
completely lost. I did not have the pictures
of my levels on their pages, will have to re-take them
but you can still download the levels by
clicking on the blank space where the jpg image is
supposed to be. If you find anything else
missing please drop me an email and I'll replace it as
soon as possible. Tom. I also
added a
couple of good itmes to the Beaudry Gazette.
Mall. Find em on the Rides Again
Levels page.
There will be no re-count.
There will be no re-voting.
We expect to hear protestations from the Reverend Jesse
Jackson real soon. ROFL
know how I missed this one. Thanks to Jeff for pointing
this out.
offering our offishul Bertram Redneck crap. Mugs,
t-shirts & mouse pads with our pal
Bertram Redneck on em. Bertram
Redneck's Dry Goods & Bait Shop
walkthrough. A lot of it was missing and it wasn't all to
clear. Hope this helps, I tried to make
it as clear as I could. Note, not the Xatrix walkthrough,
it's the original one of the whole game.
Jon Hunt & T.S.Bolton.
14 user levels he andI made together into one delux
add-on pak fer Redneck Rampage. If
you've had problems playing them user levels then this is
what you've been a waitin for. A 2 episode add on, kinda
like the Grits add on except this one's good and it's
free. So grab
yerself a copy of The
Hickston Swamp
about the background music that plays when yer lookin at
the main page. Cast yer vote to
help decide if'n it stays or goes. Bertram
Redneck's Democracy in Action Poll
working together on a new collaboration, Cityfolk for
Redneck Rampage. Now this is one big ass download, we got
just a wee bit carried away, but yer in for a real time
of it. Have a gooder...
brethren all over the world have been quite busy
maintaining the high redneck standards we
all expect. The comic Jeff Foxworthy describes a redneck
as "Someone who has a glorious
lack of sophistication". I think that pretty much
sums it up.
the Redneck
Rampage Levels page
also located at the bottom of the Just Who Is Bertram Redneck? page.
of the Just Who Is Bertram Redneck? page
Leonard's "Yee-Haw" wav.
It's on the Wav's Page now. Thanks
Pete
level. Well I've finally got one in the works. It'll be a
bit longer before it's done, but frankly
I did so many last year I needed a break, and some time
to get some new ideas. Sure would
like to see some other folks send some in... Tom
Global
Redneck Friends
site I finally got off my duff and wrote a tutorial on How to Play
User Levels. Also posted
Martha
Stewart's Tips fer Rednecks, sent in
by Geni. Now all of you Rednecks can avoid those
embaressing social blunders, and "That's a good
thing" .
the Rides Again
Levels Page page . Also Bill sent in a
great picture of Gabby Hayes, put it right
smack dab on top of the Gabby Hayes page.
on the Rides Again
Levels Page . Seems we've got another busy
level builder here.
eye... Also uploaded an updated version of "The
Swamp", one of Jon hunt's earlier levels for
Redneck Rampage. He dun-did fixed a bug in the game. Find
it on the Redneck
Rampage Levels Page.
the Rides Again
Levels Page
Rampage. This is one "Big" bad boy.
by Jon Hunt & T.S.Bolton. We've been workin real hard
to give ya this Halloween Treat, or
then is it a trick. One thing's fer certain, it's a
gooder !
re-arranging things, tidying up if you will. There won't
be any big changes from the visitors
view, but am getting the behind the scenes area better
organized. You may notice new html
addresses for a lot of pages, so, If you come across any
dead or incorrect links please drop
me an email and I'll fix em. *Now take note; those of you
who have bookmarked specific pages
are going to have to correct yer bookmarks. Thanks fer
makin' this here site as popular as it's
become. It makes my heart proud to see so many folks as
into Redneck Rampage as I is, especially
the hits I'm a gettin' from all you folks from foreign
lands. Y'all keep a comin' back
now, ya hear ...
I thank y'all a whole heapin' helpin, Tom
The original Redneck Rampage. Greasy
Heart
Got somethin botherin' you what ya needs help with? Don't
matter what subject, Bertram Redbeck's got yer answer. So
y'all just take yer troubles to Ask
Bocephus
Matisse and Trebuchet true type
font on yer computers. As I used them a lot on this site
I have now made them available.
Back to Bertram's Lair Front Page