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BERTRAM'S ROLE MODELS
Ernest T Bass .. Gabby Hayes .. Ma & Pa Kettle ... Larry, Darrell and Darrell Festus

• Dogs vrs Women Thirty reasons why yer better off with a dawg than a woman.
• The Bird Gang Some real enterprising birds enter the world of organized crime.
• How to speak 'Bubba".
• Technology fer Country Folk.
• American Medical Assn: Eye Test You shouldn't miss this opportunity.
• The Bill Clinton Countdown Calender He's gone, and we're tryin' to ferget him.
• The Beaudry Gazette The latest in Redneck News from all over
• Complaint Department Fer all yer gripes and such.
• Jackalope Alert Be on guard for these heinous creatures
• A Redneck Love Poem
• Martha Stewart's Tips fer Rednecks Avoid social blunders with this friendly advice ...
• Redneck Rampage Icons Just unzip em to where ya keeps yer icons n' use em as ya see fit
• The Top 25 Country Songs of All Time
• Bertram's Redneck Cookin' Some fine recipes fer Redneck Vittles
• Just Who Is Bertram Redneck? A little background on ol' Bertram
• You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If... May the Farce be with y'all ...
• Redneck Witicisms Yer Cerebral Redneck Page
• Bertram Says Bertram Redneck's words to live by
• Redneck Attributes How to tell if'n yer a redneck.
• Redneck Pictures Dave Lilligren's redneck picture page. *This is not part of Bertram's Lair, but it's so damn good I had to link it here..

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